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Who would have thought?! - jj22 - 01-12-2022

Looking at that pic!

https://twitter.com/JaMarrJungle/status/1480991315211001858


RE: Who would have thought?! - PhilHos - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 01:10 PM)jj22 Wrote: Looking at that pic!

https://twitter.com/JaMarrJungle/status/1480991315211001858

Looks like a monk. 


RE: Who would have thought?! - Awful Llama - 01-12-2022

Someone should have informed CPS about that haircut. Dear God LOL


RE: Who would have thought?! - Johnny Cupcakes - 01-12-2022

Man, that ain’t Joey Burrow.


RE: Who would have thought?! - Go Cards - 01-12-2022

That coconut headed kid is not Joe Burrow lol.


RE: Who would have thought?! - Awful Llama - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 01:24 PM)Chip Smallwood Wrote: Man, that ain’t Joey Burrow.

Yeah, there's a school-age pic of him in one of the responses that actually does appear to be him.  Hideous haircut regardless.  Sheesh.  


RE: Who would have thought?! - KillerGoose - 01-12-2022

That is the bowl-iest bowl cut I have ever seen, good god almighty.


RE: Who would have thought?! - HarleyDog - 01-12-2022

This is an omen. Bowl cut = Since childhood he's been prepping for the Super Bowlz.


RE: Who would have thought?! - Johnny Cupcakes - 01-12-2022

Dudes, my mom did that shit to me when I was in like 3rd or 4th grade, and 25 years later I still hold a grudge. Whackest haircut of all time.

Never let a child’s mother cut their hair. It should be considered child abuse.


RE: Who would have thought?! - HarleyDog - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 01:51 PM)Chip Smallwood Wrote: Dudes, my mom did that shit to me when I was in like 3rd or 4th grade, and 25 years later I still hold a grudge. Whackest haircut of all time.

Never let a child’s mother cut their hair. It should be considered child abuse.

I always let my girlfriends mom cut my hair cause she had big boobs and would always wear a low cut top and bent over a lot in front of me. It was free too. Win-Win.


RE: Who would have thought?! - masonbengals fan - 01-12-2022

That haircut is just plain child abuse.


RE: Who would have thought?! - Go Cards - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 01:34 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Yeah, there's a school-age pic of him in one of the responses that actually does appear to be him.  Hideous haircut regardless.  Sheesh.  

When I google search young Joe Burrow this pic does not come up and the ones that do look like a similar haircut as he has now. 

But when I google search "coconut haircut" the pic of kid in original post comes up first. 

Looks photoshopped to me too. Maybe I'm wrong though, there is certainly some rough pics from me as a child. 

Yet doubt very seriously that any kid in Ohio had this haircut in the year 2002 or 2003 when Burrow would have been this age. 

Again, maybe I'm wrong but doubting it.


RE: Who would have thought?! - Nate (formerly eliminate08) - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 01:55 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I always let my girlfriends mom cut my hair cause she had big boobs and would always wear a low cut top and bent over a lot in front of me. It was free too. Win-Win.

Nice plan lol


RE: Who would have thought?! - rfaulk34 - 01-12-2022

I don't believe that's him, but the one below in the comments is. 

 


RE: Who would have thought?! - kalibengal - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 01:48 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: This is an omen. Bowl cut = Since childhood he's been prepping for the Super Bowlz.

Thats an awsome pic! It tells us maybe a bit more why he plays like he was undervalued, overrated  etc. Imagine walking around with that as a kid?  Maybe he was bullied? who knows but the fire is buring deep inside to prove everyone wrong... 


RE: Who would have thought?! - Fan_in_Kettering - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 01:51 PM)Chip Smallwood Wrote: Never let a child’s mother cut their hair. It should be considered child abuse.

My father gave me homemade haircuts which were beyond awful but that pales in comparison to what my mother made me wear. You know that “You’re Ugly and Your Mother Dresses You Funny” bumper sticker?

That was about me.


RE: Who would have thought?! - BengalFanInNJ - 01-12-2022

Isn’t that Simple Jack?


RE: Who would have thought?! - BengalYankee - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 01:55 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I always let my girlfriends mom cut my hair cause she had big boobs and would always wear a low cut top and bent over a lot in front of me. It was free too. Win-Win.

Was your girlfriend's mom called Stacy???  Mellow






* Any excuse to play, uh watch this video  Wink


RE: Who would have thought?! - HarleyDog - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 04:41 PM)BengalYankee Wrote: Was your girlfriend's mom called Stacy???  Mellow

No - But she had it going on. 


RE: Who would have thought?! - jason - 01-12-2022

(01-12-2022, 04:02 PM)BengalFanInNJ Wrote: Isn’t that Simple Jack?

He owns the Raiders.