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Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - BmorePat87 - 01-13-2016

http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Good work, America. Send those terrorist dildos some dildos so they can go **** themselves.


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Rotobeast - 01-13-2016

That is hilarious !!


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - bfine32 - 01-13-2016

I think the question that begs to be answered is how/why are these guys getting mail.

I know that I am considered to have "excused" their activities because I'm not ready to label them as terrorists, but they are there illegally; who is authorizing mail/ resupply drops?


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Belsnickel - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 02:03 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I think the question that begs to be answered is how/why are these guys getting mail.

I know that I am considered to have "excused" their activities because I'm not ready to label them as terrorists, but they are there illegally; who is authorizing mail/ resupply drops?

Honestly, I feel like law enforcement has just taken the approach of "ignore them, and they will go away".


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - StLucieBengal - 01-13-2016

I don't get why sending sex toys is actually a thing....


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - RoyleRedlegs - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 03:01 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: I don't get why sending sex toys is actually a thing....

They're assholes. 
They are getting things to put in their asshole.

Seems simple. 


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Belsnickel - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 03:01 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: I don't get why sending sex toys is actually a thing....

People waste money on really stupid things.


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - GMDino - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 02:03 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I think the question that begs to be answered is how/why are these guys getting mail.

I know that I am considered to have "excused" their activities because I'm not ready to label them as terrorists, but they are there illegally; who is authorizing mail/ resupply drops?

Why do they have internet access?  I can't get a text out of my office and they are in the middle of nowhere posting videos to Facebook.

Put up a perimeter around them.  No one and nothing in or out.

Or might that be too "confrontational"?

Edit: I don't want that to come off as being directed at you or anyone else. I'm actually agreeing that its odd they are getting mail and we should go further to shut them off. We disagree enough without disagreeing about what we are agreeing about!


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - StLucieBengal - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 03:04 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: People waste money on really stupid things.

Yes they do, sometimes it amazes me.


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Vas Deferens - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 03:01 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: I don't get why sending sex toys is actually a thing....



^^  This is the guy who wants to tell everyone what is and is not funny.  Interesting


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - StLucieBengal - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 03:14 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: ^^  This is the guy who wants to tell everyone what is and is not funny.  Interesting


Sending dildos = not funny

Dressing up as terrorists and using dildos on themselves = funny on several levels.

But hey if you find it funny to send mail then so be it. Maybe uptight can laugh along with you every time you guys get mail.

To each his own LMAO


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Bengalzona - 01-13-2016

It seems rather foolish for them to publicly complain about it. The more they complain, the more didos will probably be sent.


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Vas Deferens - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 03:41 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: It seems rather foolish for them to publicly complain about it. The more they complain, the more didos will probably be sent.

also not funny unless they are dumb enough to publicize it.  apparently that is over our board's self-described official humorist as well...  not surprising.


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - StLucieBengal - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 03:49 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: also not funny unless they are dumb enough to publicize it.  apparently that is over our board's self-described official humorist as well...  not surprising.


On that topic .... It's hilarious how many threads you all detail in an attempt to insult me.

Just put up a sticky thread where you all can insult me nonstop. This way the rest of the threads can actually be discussed on topic.
Wink


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - fredtoast - 01-13-2016

I hope at least it is a private parcel service instead of the US mail.


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Vas Deferens - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 03:57 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: On that topic ....   It's hilarious how many threads you all detail in an attempt to insult me.  

Just put up a sticky thread where you all can insult me nonstop.   This way the rest of the threads can actually be discussed on topic.  
Wink


(01-13-2016, 03:05 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: Relax uptight.    Like I said I know you are too sensitive to appreciate the laugh.   Just avoid the posts..... Your disgust is noted and like I said .... I am not worried about it in the slightest.



RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Sociopathicsteelerfan - 01-13-2016

People should absolutely stop sending dildos.  They should start sending buttplugs instead. Cool


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Vas Deferens - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 05:00 PM)Sociopathicsteelerfan Wrote: People should absolutely stop sending dildos.  They should start sending buttplugs instead. Cool

Along with some Olestra Pringles.  


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - BmorePat87 - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 12:55 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: That is hilarious !!

Take notice. I never had to tell people this was funny. Someone actually responded that this was funny. I also haven't tried to tell anyone who said it was not funny that they're wrong and just can't laugh at it.


RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Belsnickel - 01-13-2016

(01-13-2016, 05:57 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: Take notice. I never had to tell people this was funny. Someone actually responded that this was funny. I also haven't tried to tell anyone who said it was not funny that they're wrong and just can't laugh at it.

Yeah, I find it hilarious. I just can't imagine spending money on it.

Then again, I do the Cards Against Humanity holiday promotion each year, so who am I to say anything?