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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 06-04-2016

In light of recent politics, perhaps we should petition to get that particular mathematical discipline renamed al-gebra?

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-05-2016

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-06-2016

A tribute to Rodney Dangerfield:

- "I told my doctor that I had suicidal tendencies. He told me from now on I gotta pay my bill in advance."

- "My dentist tells me my teeth are no good, ya know,...so he pulls them and gives me dentures....NOW he tells me I need braces."

- "My neighborhood is rough I tell ya...The Police Station has a Peep Hole in their door"

- "Our house caught on fire in the middle of the night, the kids woke up screaming, my wife says "shhhhh Quiet, you'll wake your father""

- "My wife's a terrible cook , in my house we pray AFTER we eat"

- "Driving down the highway I stuck my head out the window, State Trooper pulled me over and gave me a ticket for mooning"

- "We were really poor too. At Christmas time we couldn't even afford tinsil for the tree. We had to wait for Grandpa to sneeze."

- "I've had a rough day. This morning I put on a shirt, a button came off. I went out to get in my car, the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

- "I worked at a club. Going in, you went down two steps.....physically and socially."

- "I could tell my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio"

- "I drink too much, last time I gave a urine sample it had an Olive in it"

- "I called my wife the other day and told her that I'd been thinking about the last time we had sex and I was getting excited. She said, "Who is this?""

- "Last night I went to a discount massage parlor. It was self service."

- "Life is having a mother in law that sucks and a wife that don't."

- "My wife and I were happy for twenty years....then we met."


RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-06-2016

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 06-06-2016

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 06-07-2016

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-11-2016

Tattoos to avoid...

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-11-2016

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-12-2016

Journalism, you're doing it wrong...

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 06-12-2016

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Benton - 06-13-2016

(06-12-2016, 02:29 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Journalism, you're doing it wrong...

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That reminds me of an old boss. Her friend was a cop, who was doing undercover work in the state's maximum security prison. Busting guards taking money to bring in drugs, trading sex for favors and stuff like that. Well, they did an article about the first couple of arrests, but my boss used her real name and a photo she had of her... which brought the undercover operation to a brief end.

And that's what happens when you put advertising people with no training in charge of newspapers.


RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SteelCitySouth - 06-13-2016

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Nah...Even that star is better than your dreams.  According to Astronomy, instead of some dips**t that doesn't know anything about astronomy, that star you are wishing on is more than likely still burning, and thus better than your dreams, which are dead.


RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 06-15-2016

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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-22-2016

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