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A new standard in creepy - Bengalzona - 04-02-2016
http://thedailywhat.cheezburger.com/share/79232513
Quote:A Man Built a Scarlett Johansson Robot for... Science?
A man created this creepy, lifelike Scarlett Johansson robot with some ingenuity and a 3D printer. Actually, he didn't explicity create a ScarJobot, he based the likeness off a Hollywood celebrity who he does not want to name. But we can make a pretty good guess....
So the likeness is...weird but it seems like the creator, Ricky Ma, is a true robot enthusiast. He says he really just wanted to build a robot and it took a long time (and $50,000) to acquire the parts and skills to come this far. He told the Daily Mirror:
"When I started building it, I realised it would involve dynamics, electromechanics and programming. I have never studied programming, how was I supposed to code?
Additionally, I needed to build 3D models for all the parts inside the robot. Also, I had to make sure the robot's external skin and its internal parts could fit together. When you look at everything together, it was really difficult."
![[Image: Ocs7SQymwUSnYmtq9NrkHw2.jpg]](https://t.chzbgr.com/ThumbnailCache/full/i.chzbgr.com/completestore/16/4/2/Ocs7SQymwUSnYmtq9NrkHw2.jpg)
RE: A new standard in creepy - Nebuchadnezzar - 04-02-2016
Now, you know if human cloning were perfected and you happened to be within five feet of Kate Upton, you would insult her to where she would spit on you and you would make 12 of her.
You know it...I know it...everybody knows it.
RE: A new standard in creepy - Benton - 04-03-2016
So, what it doesn't say is where I can buy one.
Preferably not second hand.
RE: A new standard in creepy - fredtoast - 04-03-2016
(04-02-2016, 05:27 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: Now, you know if human cloning were perfected and you happened to be within five feet of Kate Upton, you would insult her to where she would spit on you and you would make 12 of her.
You know it...I know it...everybody knows it.
And wait 18 years?
F that. I want the robot right now.
RE: A new standard in creepy - CINwillWIN - 04-03-2016
(04-03-2016, 11:12 AM)Benton Wrote: So, what it doesn't say is where I can buy one.
Preferably not second hand.
Second hand is...still...pretty...good....just saying.
RE: A new standard in creepy - Rotobeast - 04-03-2016
(04-03-2016, 08:52 PM)CINwillWIN Wrote: Second hand is...still...pretty...good....just saying.
My second hand is a little cumbersome....but...... oh wait..
RE: A new standard in creepy - Bengalzona - 04-04-2016
Well, I suppose it could work... as long as the mouth can make a nice "o".
RE: A new standard in creepy - rfaulk34 - 04-04-2016
(04-03-2016, 11:12 AM)Benton Wrote: So, what it doesn't say is where I can buy one.
Preferably not second hand.
Second hand doesn't really matter. Just have a new fake vagina installed.
RE: A new standard in creepy - Rotobeast - 04-04-2016
(04-04-2016, 12:51 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Second hand doesn't really matter. Just have a new fake vagina installed.
This is true, with modular design and all.
![[Image: 66361012.jpg]](http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/66361012.jpg)
RE: A new standard in creepy - Millhouse - 04-04-2016
(04-04-2016, 12:32 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Well, I suppose it could work... as long as the mouth can make a nice "o".
For me it would be an uppercase "O"
RE: A new standard in creepy - Griever - 04-11-2016
is he going to make this a business?