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Who's taking her up on it ? - Rotobeast - 10-21-2016
I nominate Fred and Nately to do a trial run, for the team.
http://trib.al/it4Nl37
Quote:MADONNA OFFERS ORAL SEX TO ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR HILLARY CLINTON
"And I do swallow."
MAXIM STAFF OCT 20, 2016
Well hello there, Madonna. (Photo: Getty Images)
Madonna has never been shy about her opinions, her sexuality, or pretty much anything else. So it shouldn't come as a huge surprise that she recently made a bold offer to anyone voting for her favorite presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton.
The Material Girl took the stage prior to Amy Schumer's standup concert at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday. "One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy," she said, "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK?"
Just in case anyone thought Madonna was joking, it sort of sounded like she wasn't. "Swear to god," she continued, "And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow."
To millennial men this offer from an admittedly fire 58-year-old woman might not be compelling enough to lead to ticking the box beside Secretary Clinton's name on Nov. 8. Older guys familiar with Madonna since her insanely sexy introduction into pop culture in the 80s certainly may have taken a moment to think about it.
Come on, you know you did.
Anyway, since many polls and data analysts are forecasting a Clinton victory, Madonna may have her work cut out for her, regardless.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - GMDino - 10-21-2016
She's going to be VERY busy.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - oncemoreuntothejimbreech - 10-21-2016
I nominate Fred as counsel for our class action lawsuit for sexual harassment.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - Rotobeast - 10-21-2016
(10-21-2016, 02:30 PM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: I nominate Fred as counsel for our class action lawsuit for sexual harassment.Sayyyy.... that's a he'll of an idea.
I knew I liked you.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - Benton - 10-21-2016
That last guy in line is going to have one hell of a cold sore.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - bfine32 - 10-21-2016
Hell, now Trump is going to vote for Hillary.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - Belsnickel - 10-21-2016
(10-21-2016, 04:05 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Hell, now Trump is going to vote for Hillary.
What are you talking about? Just look at her and tell me if he would.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - oncemoreuntothejimbreech - 10-21-2016
(10-21-2016, 04:07 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: What are you talking about? Just look at her and tell me if he would.
"I don't think so."
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - TheLeonardLeap - 10-22-2016
(10-21-2016, 04:01 PM)Benton Wrote: That last guy in line is going to have one hell of a cold sore.
Or rather afterwards...
Wait, what if Madonna is actually a secret agent for the Republicans? If everyone who votes for Clinton this election goes to Madonna, and they all die from catching half a dozen STDs, leaving this country with nothing by Republicans?
Woah. Mind blown. Lol
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - xxlt - 10-22-2016
(10-21-2016, 01:36 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: I nominate Fred and Nately to do a trial run, for the team.
http://trib.al/it4Nl37
She owes me one.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - fredtoast - 10-22-2016
(10-21-2016, 04:07 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: What are you talking about? Just look at her and tell me if he would.
Rep
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - fredtoast - 10-22-2016
As a good Democrat I plan on voting for Hillary at least 5 times.
Do I get 5 BJs?
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - StoneTheCrow - 10-22-2016
Bet she gives a mean one.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - hollodero - 10-23-2016
I don't get feminism.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - JustWinBaby - 10-23-2016
Madonna has always looked either ugly or hot. I'd take up her offer and hope for the best.
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - Benton - 10-23-2016
(10-23-2016, 07:03 AM)hollodero Wrote: I don't get feminism.
feminism is a woman's right to say "give me your vote and I'll give you a blowjob."
sexism is a man saying "give me a blowjob and I'll give you my vote."
RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - Rotobeast - 10-23-2016
(10-23-2016, 10:36 AM)Benton Wrote: feminism is a woman's right to say "give me your vote and I'll give you a blowjob."Rep....rep.....rep !!
sexism is a man saying "give me a blowjob and I'll give you my vote."
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RE: Who's taking her up on it ? - Griever - 10-25-2016
(10-21-2016, 04:05 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Hell, now Trump is going to vote for Hillary.
it wouldnt be his first choice