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Sitting at the bar Saturday night we started making up our own liqour names and slogans.
Mine is "Wright's Risky Rye Whiskey. If you're saying it right you're doing it wrong."
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(06-23-2019, 07:59 PM)Synric Wrote: Mine is "Wright's Risky Rye Whiskey. If you're saying it right you're doing it wrong."
That is pretty damn good.
I'd name my beer "Enough".
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I came up with this one years ago..
Like A Fish
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For those who 40 oz is a bit too much.
Make a 30 oz beer.
Call it Beer:30
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(06-23-2019, 08:09 PM)fredtoast Wrote: That is pretty damn good.
I'd name my beer "Enough".
Lol thanks. Alot of them ended with the slogan That's what she said but we did come up with a few good ones like "Power Strip Tequila. Strips the clothes off you're wife and a few years off you're life."
Can't wait for football season lol.
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Tequila
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(06-23-2019, 10:14 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: For those who 40 oz is a bit too much.
Make a 30 oz beer.
Call it Beer:30
Someone already beat you to the punch......
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I have this one in my garage.....turns out, it's the real deal:
Jaun Moore Beer.
Slogan: I'll have Juan Moore Beer.
I had a tshirt long ago that had that on it.
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Whiskey name: 2 girls 1 bottle.
Slogan on label: Get shit faced.
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My better half just got back from business in Salt Lake City yesterday.
She bought me a shirt for a beer called Polygamy.
The shirt says "I've tried Polygamy".
It cracked me up!
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(06-24-2019, 08:27 AM)Wyche Wrote: Someone already beat you to the punch......
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When enough only counts whilst sitting in a jail cell hungover asking yourself if you'll ever be free again..
I'd like to say that's never happened to me, but I would be lying..
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Never forget the "Irish Car Bomb"! 1 drink and your stomach explodes!!!
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i was thinking something like, Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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(07-02-2019, 09:34 AM)michaelsean Wrote: i was thinking something like, Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Use Zeppelin's "Lemon Song" for your jingle
Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg
Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon, I
I'm gonna fall right out of bed, bed, bed, bed, yeah
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(07-02-2019, 11:04 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Use Zeppelin's "Lemon Song" for your jingle
Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg
Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon, I
I'm gonna fall right out of bed, bed, bed, bed, yeah
I remember when my brother explained that to me. I was like "wtf?" Oh to be 40 again.
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