11-04-2015, 11:52 PM
(11-04-2015, 01:20 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: Way to go. I was not your biggest fan.... for sure. I said things that Should have not been said, but I was angry... I was the one who said you knocked my popcorn out of my hands when I was at the game. I was the one who said you threw the ball onto Second Street West... I also said I wish we would have taken Luck or Kap or Ryan Leaf... I am the one who said you look like Opie but with a stronger Jaw Line... For this I am sorry. I am sorry. I will allow one kick in the Nads if you like.. Right in the Nads Andy. You DA MAN!!!!! I am Sorry. Thanks for all your Hard Work this year... Thanks.
Dear Marlon,
God, wow! What a letter. Thank you for your newfound loyalty to me and I appreciate it. I do, I really do appreciate your heartfelt letter but also know the human psyche. If I blow another playoff game or revert back to my old self later in the season (which WONT happen) you will be the first writing me the nastiest meanest letter ever.
So with that in mind, I respectfully decline kicking you in the nads. I would rather do something else. How about I bang your wife while you sit in the corner in diapers while sucking on a pacifier watching her enjoy me?
That way if you ever do send me a nasty letter in the future, I will have the satisfaction of this event in my mind...to make me think...and smile.
- Andy Dalton #14
