To Andy Dalton.

[Marlon23]

(11-04-2015, 11:52 PM)GodFather Wrote: Dear Marlon,
 God, wow! What a letter. Thank you for your newfound loyalty to me and I appreciate it. I do, I really do appreciate your heartfelt letter but also know the human psyche. If I blow another playoff game or revert back to my old self later in the season (which WONT happen) you will be the first writing me the nastiest meanest letter ever.

So with that in mind, I respectfully decline kicking you in the nads. I would rather do something else. How about I bang your wife while you sit in the corner in diapers while sucking on a pacifier watching her enjoy me?

That way if you ever do send me a nasty letter in the future, I will have the satisfaction of this event in my mind...to make me think...and smile.

- Andy Dalton #14

HHAHAHAAA..   wow this just got a little weirder than my NADS!!!!  LOL..