Can Someone Show Ben Carson a Map of the US? Like now?

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I read through too much inane crap on the Washington Post comment section to not post these golden comments I found.

"I am waiting for him to announce that his map is actually the correct one, based on a scroll recently discovered, left by Abraham, and any other view about the Northeast is "just silly.""

"He's trying to win the Vermont vote by promising them oceanfront property."

"You darn liberals. He is a great man, and an expert surgeon who has successfully separated conjoined states!!"