Have you ever been to Paul Brown Stadium?

[The D.O.Z.]

I’ve been all over that stadium. Back when Chad and Palmer were the face, I had a friend who cleaned offices there. Every now and then, he would call a friend down to hang out with him at night and we’d have the run of the place. I’ve been up in the scoreboard, into unused and unfinished suites packed with office supplies boiler rooms the size of city buses, into Marvin’s office, the lockerroom and weightroom, etc. Played a bit of basketball on their indoor court. Had another buddy who did the remodel of the weightroom all those years ago too. It was REALLY nice seeing it come together.

Gameday, I’ve been nowhere special. I’ve been in nosebleeds and I’ve been in premium seating. Not a bad seat in the house, and the views of the river on one side and the city on the other is really nice.