Candidate Profiles

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South Carolina senator and retired Air Force colonel Lindsey Graham officially announced Monday that he will run in the 2016 presidential race, adding his name to the increasingly crowded Republican field. Here are some key facts to know about Graham:


Marital Status: Single, but on the prowl

Distinction Among Other GOP Candidates: Most recent

Voter Appeal: Popular with voters who believe America not currently in enough wars

Appearance: Excited boy getting his first tricycle

Family: Has relatable 50-year-old sister just like you and me

Name Recognition Among Sen. John McCain: 100 percent

Percent Of Body Mass That Is Sweet Tea: 17

What He’s Wearing Under That Little Three-Button Navy Blue Number: Absolutely nothing

Biggest Obstacle To Winning Presidency: (Tie) Personality, voting record, stances on various issues, physical appearance, funding