More States Tax Tampons Than Candy in America

[*PhilHos*]

Hate to break it to you, but tampons ARE a luxury item. A woman doesn't NEED a tampon. Just ball up some toilet paper or paper towels or napkin (both of which are free at most restaurants and public restrooms) and stick in your panties or up your babychute and voila.

And to answer your question, I'm only being semi-facetious.