Not from the Onion....

[GMDino]

A Woman Called 911 After Hearing Her Neighbor Chant 'ISIS Is Great' During Sex

http://distractify.com/trending/2015/12/23/margot-isis-sex-grandma?utm_content=inf_10_53_2&tse_id=INF_ed572bd7cb824fc9beccc9724c407688

Quote:Good news: we can all sleep a little more soundly tonight, knowing that our national security is in good hands. First we had Linda, the twitter hero who had her ideas about how to take on ISIS. And now this... On Sunday, an 82-year-old woman reportedly called the authorities in Brown Deer, Wisconsin when she heard her neighbor chanting "ISIS is good, ISIS is great," during sex.


Officers who arrived at the scene did not find any evidence of a brewing terror plot, nor did they have proof that the ISIS sex noises happened in the first place. However, they advised the woman to call back if she heard anything else.

Some funny twitter responses at the link.

Link to the news story here.