Reds sign Candelario

[CJD]

Speaking of a complete waste of a roster spot, another player that needs to be DFA'd and possibly released by their team is Corbin Carroll.

That bum is hitting .193/.292/.246 in 29 games. It makes me sick. Rookie of the Year, Smookie of the Year. Drum him out of the league NOW.

And don't even get me started on Francisco Lindor. Sure, he had an .806 OPS last season and was one of the better hitting shortstops in the entire league last year, but now he's hitting .197/.280/.359. Talk about washed up, amirite? DFA immediately.

And thank GOD we didn't end up trading for Tyler Glasnow + Randy Arozorena with the Rays this past off season because, despite being a right handed outfielder that we desperately needed and having a career OPS vs LH pitching of .899, he's currently hitting .143/.220/.241 in the 30 games he's played! Surely, this is who he is now, so we dodged a bullet on that one.

And don't give me that "small sample size" BS. These guys have had like 90 at bats and 1 month (out of 6) by now. That's like...15% of a season or something. There's no time left to improve on these numbers!

It's not like baseball is a game of numbers and averages where players go through slumps and highs that average out to their career stat lines. You sound stupid when you start talking all mathy like that. This is sports, not science class!