Help Me Understand...

[leonardfan40]

(03-16-2016, 01:31 PM)PDub80 Wrote: BOTH of your analogy machines seem to be broken...

Wes to the cashier: "I have a coupon for the Souffers Lasagna, but the guy in front of me took the last one on the shelf. Got any in the back?"


Fred the cashier "Nope. Last one on Earth. We MIGHT be able to have some next year. I can let you know at the end of next month."


Wes: "Ok, cool, I get it. There was only one last Stouffers lasagna. You run out of stock, it happens. But I'm hungry now and I have the money on me. Can I go ahead and use this on a Betty Crocker lasagna of the same value?"


Fred: "No. But here's a coupon for the same amount off of some Crunk Juice and a first aid kit."


Wes: "I think I had the cash for that, too. And while I need the Crunk Juice to quench my thirst, and the first aid kit is good for my safety, I'm still hungry for lasagna."


Fred: "You just have to hold off until next year or the one after. Not sure, but the man in charge tells me he MIGHT have some around then..... Maybe. NEXT!"

Me watching this conversation  : "......."

And.......now I'm hungry