St. Patrick's Day

[Bengalzona]

(03-17-2016, 01:37 PM)GMDino Wrote: Oh it's horrible.  The one kid went to the same college as me, a few years behind me.  He's insufferable normally but talk about the Irish?  He hates Lucky Charms cereal for stereotyping his heritage.  

I got a friend I went to college with who is like that too now. But not when we were in school. When we were in school, he'd be lining up with the rest of us to binge drink/puke green beer. Now, he has decided that his Irish heritage has become sacred. I'm like, "Dude. But we have heard the chimes at midnight!!!" (Nod to Shakespeare).

Actually, I just tell him "Oh, your Irish? Well I'm Scottish. Now go and piss off!" (spoken in an almost unintelligible brogue).





Typical modern Scotsman: says '****' more than Samuel L. Jackson!