Had a near-trans experience..

[SunsetBengal]

Traveling to Tennessee, this past weekend, for a Strongman Show, I needed to stop for gas and a pee break. Rush hour in Knoxville, and someone was locked in the Men's room, as my bladder is about to burst. I noticed a woman come out of the Ladies' room, and no one in line. Now, I was faced with a dilemma.. I had to act fast, so I said to myself, "time to see what this trans lifestyle is all about". I quickly self identified as a Woman, and entered the Ladies room! I quickly locked the door, did my business, and left without incident.

Upon exiting the Ladies room, I thought to myself, "What was I thinking? I'm a man!". So, I quickly re-identified myself as a heterosexual man, and thumped myself on the chest, for good measure. Then, it occurred to me that as long as I was in Tennessee, I should have brought my Bible and Gun. That way I could have shot myself some Muslims and Queerfolk, in the name of the Lord, of course.