Had a near-trans experience..

[SunsetBengal]

(04-25-2016, 06:19 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Reminds me of a "near-Christian" experience I had recently.

My basic core values have always told me that it was wrong to force myself sexually on a woman.  But the other night I was walking back to my car and saw this really hot woman in a mini skirt walking to her car.  So I raped her then asked Jesus to be my lord and savior.  All my sins were then "washed away by the blood of the lamb" so it was all cool.

Then after I had thanked Jesus for wiping away my sins I thought to myself, "What am I thinking?  I am a person who believes in rational thought."  So i got off my knees and stopped talking to imaginary people in the sky.

That's the spirit!

Thanks for playing along.