Classless Lawyers

[Bengalzona]

I knew a couple of girls in junior high who got drunk and went into a small cemetery. They were caught knocking over some headstones and graffiti-ing some others. They were social pariahs for a long time after that. But they both turned out pretty hot in high school and were able to translate their hotness into a general forgiveness from the male and lesbian populations at school. I never personally imbibed, but my buddy from the track team told me that the one had a shaved cooz, which was a rare thing back in those days!

In college at U.D., some of us students used to take midnight walks at Woodland Cemetery next door because it was creepy and spooky at night. You'd take your girl there and they would cling to you (especially while you were walking down 'crypt row'.... there was one empty crypt where they stored tools and they often left the door open!). But we didn't party there. We had "The Ghetto" for that at U.D. And the students generally didn't cause problems or get rowdy. In fact, they generally appreciated the quiet and solitude of the cemetery compared to the craziness of "The Ghetto".

Funny related story: This one time a group of about eight of us went there at night. My friend and I broke off from the group and decided to sneak up on the rest and scare them. But while we were hiding, we heard these strange noises on the top of Woodland Hill. The hill has an awesome view of the city and some park benches. So we walked up to check it out. On one of the benches, I saw what I thought was two bald guys kissing. My buddy corrected me. It wasn't two bald guys kissing: it was a bare butt going up and down. Some dude and his girl were getting it on in the middle of the cemetery! We threw a couple of pebbles to get their attention, then we popped up from behind a headstone... both of us in white shirts! Scared the crap out of them! They flew right by the rest of our friends at the base of the hill!