06-07-2016, 12:16 AM
(06-06-2016, 05:02 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Jeff Reed is a conservative, patriotic hero. While in the bathroom, Reed noticed that the paper towel dispenser looked off. Being that he is a vigilant person, and knowing that many people are violently attacked in the bathrooms, Mr. Reed investigated instead of turning a liberal like blind eye. Mr. Reed was right. Thankfully he swiftly took matters into his hands and defended everyone from the electric hand dryer who was attempting to identify as a paper towel dispenser, in the vein attempt to assault people by blowing them in the bathroom.
Love this..... just tell me the bolded is a phallic/vascular pun.
