06-21-2016, 12:49 PM
(06-21-2016, 12:35 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I have worked at places that allowed "smoke breaks" but everyone who did not smoke were allowed the same amount of time on break. Since I did not smoke I always used the time to jack off in the bathroom.
Hah... funny you bring this up !
First, I work in a union factory that was owned by Phillip Morris for years.
Smokers were allowed faaaar more break time.
I declared that I deserved the same amount of break time ( in a formal meeting).
I was told no, as I was not a smoker.
I chirped that I had an equally chronic habit that I felt that was just as important.
Of course they asked and I exclaimed "Chronic Masturbation !".
Not one more word was uttered and extra "bathroom breaks" became the norm.
I'm not sure why management rolls their eyes, every time I request a meeting.
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