06-23-2016, 05:42 PM
Call a tow company across town to come and tow the car.
Tow Company: "Thank you for calling Acme Tow, how may I help you?"
You: "Yes, I work for Pump You Up Gym and I need you to come out and tow a car out of a handicap parking space. The car has no permit to park there and we need it towed ASAP"
Tow Company: "Ok, we'll be there within the next hour"
You: "Thank you and don't bother coming it, the car is a blue Pacer, no handicap permit, just tow this jackasses car"
30 minutes pass and the tow truck arrives and tows car.
Guy comes out to find his car gone and goes back into the gym to call the police.
Police Dispatch: "911 what's your emergency?"
Guy: "Someone stole my car! The guy at the front desk said it was towed!"
Police Dispatch: "do you know the name of the tow company?"
Guy: "He said Acme Towing he thinks"
Police arrive and asks questions
Guy is ticketed for parking in a handicap parking space because he admitted it and is on the hook for $350.00 tow fee across town. He's pissed and you laugh knowing he won't park there any longer.
I know that won't happen but it would be cool.
Tow Company: "Thank you for calling Acme Tow, how may I help you?"
You: "Yes, I work for Pump You Up Gym and I need you to come out and tow a car out of a handicap parking space. The car has no permit to park there and we need it towed ASAP"
Tow Company: "Ok, we'll be there within the next hour"
You: "Thank you and don't bother coming it, the car is a blue Pacer, no handicap permit, just tow this jackasses car"
30 minutes pass and the tow truck arrives and tows car.
Guy comes out to find his car gone and goes back into the gym to call the police.
Police Dispatch: "911 what's your emergency?"
Guy: "Someone stole my car! The guy at the front desk said it was towed!"
Police Dispatch: "do you know the name of the tow company?"
Guy: "He said Acme Towing he thinks"
Police arrive and asks questions
Guy is ticketed for parking in a handicap parking space because he admitted it and is on the hook for $350.00 tow fee across town. He's pissed and you laugh knowing he won't park there any longer.
I know that won't happen but it would be cool.
