08-27-2016, 10:03 AM
(08-27-2016, 07:42 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: I'm really dating myself here, but there was a Samoan gentleman that had some of the most hilarious, and well thought-out posts I have ever read way, way back in the days of (gulp) dial up internet. It was an AOL message board for Bengals fans and I loved it. He went by UMADDOG, and later UMAFLYY, but I think that had something to do with his obession with Uma Thurman.
I thought perhaps the second name indicated an obsession with Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka. Or maybe a desire to watch Uma and Snuka get it on.
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
