09-20-2016, 06:55 PM
Dear Fans of ________,
We're extremely sorry that we don't get the important calls right and have games fixed in favor of the other team.
This is unintentionally except for the fact that we have our favorites who drive more profits to our bank account.
Please accept our apologies and understand that it's only business. To further enjoy the game please become fans of teams we've determined to win important games and thus the enjoyment of rubbing it into the noses of lesser favored teams. To give the appearance of impartiality we'll endeavor to suspend certain players of said favored teams once in awhile, but only if those teams have enough good players in place to keep winning.
Yours truly,
Roger Goodel and the rest of us criminals.
We're extremely sorry that we don't get the important calls right and have games fixed in favor of the other team.
This is unintentionally except for the fact that we have our favorites who drive more profits to our bank account.
Please accept our apologies and understand that it's only business. To further enjoy the game please become fans of teams we've determined to win important games and thus the enjoyment of rubbing it into the noses of lesser favored teams. To give the appearance of impartiality we'll endeavor to suspend certain players of said favored teams once in awhile, but only if those teams have enough good players in place to keep winning.
Yours truly,
Roger Goodel and the rest of us criminals.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
