I'd happily offend any of you.

[hollodero]

(07-11-2015, 04:15 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: I'm sorry for thinking of you petting a wallaby.

That's ok. Although I myself rather refer to it as my Boa Constrictor.

And I know as an American you're somehow excused, but you do know that just because you name something "Viennese" doesn't actually make stuff Viennese, right? No one in Vienna or in the whole country would eat those canned culinaric perversions you wrongfully associated with this beautiful city here. We treat meat with some dignity; we got real sausages. National dish, pah. 

You're so full of stereotypes - which actually is so typical...