I Miss Video Stores

[Wes Mantooth]

(10-07-2016, 01:01 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Nothing will replace the experience of an "Adult" video store.

The internet has ruined my social life.

Fred: "Do you have Dudes Gone Wild?"

Clerk: "Aw, man that's gross.  No, we don't have that."

Fred: "Hey, man.  It's the 90's.  There's nothing gross about one man enjoying watching other men go wild."

Clerk: "We do have Will and Grace."

Fred: "I'll take it!"

Clerk "Figured you would...(trails off, mumbles the 80's/90's insult "queerbait")

Fred:  "What was that?  I'm a lawyer!!!  You better watch what you say!"

Clerk:  "Sure you are, Liberace.  You're holding up the line."

Fred: "Hold me a copy of the next Will and Grace tape.  I'll be in tomorrow after my important lawyer stuff.  It's such a super show."

Scene.