10-07-2016, 03:59 PM
(10-07-2016, 03:10 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: God Damn It! All I want to do is walk down the street, in peace, and try out my new Halloween clown costume. Hey, they come with these big red shoes, I gotta know how hard it is to run in them. Now I'm worried that everyone is out to "Lucille" my ass or pop a cap in me. WTF people? Its just a clown! All we are trying to do is bring joy and smiles to all the little boys and girls. Back off! Its been pretty rough lately trying to be a clown.
Inside the pocket of a clown
Is a sad place to hang around
Just watching smiles turn into frowns
Inside the pocket of a clown
Yeah, it's a real sad place to hang around
Inside the pocket of a clown
So supposedly all of this stuff is really hurting the clown business. Now I kinda laughed just typing the words "the clown business" but if you really stop to think about it, that does kind of suck for people just trying to earn a living.
I mean, yeah, I think clowns are weird. I don't understand what would possess someone to want to be a clown. But I'm sure some of them are perfectly nice people, and maybe even somewhat normal. Maybe they just like working with kids, or maybe their dad was a clown, and his dad was a clown. Kinda sucks that some of those people who are just working kids parties and stuff now can't get any work because of all this.
Somewhat off topic, but can anyone confirm or deny that getting into that famous clown college is harder than getting into Harvard. Steve-O from Jackass apparently went there and has said that numerous times. I always was intrigued about what that schooling process actually entailed.
