Clowns Attacking?

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(10-07-2016, 11:54 AM)xxlt Wrote: Really.

http://www.lightningsafety.com/nlsi_pls/probability.html

General Interest #7

Lightning Strike Probabilities
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3819766/Woman-18-falsely-claimed-victim-terrifying-clown-attack-excuse-running-late-job.html


Veterinary technician student, 18, falsely claimed she was victim of a terrifying clown attack 'as an excuse for running late for her job'

• Alexsandra Conley of Reading, Ohio, claimed that a knife wielding man dressed as a clown had attacked her at 6am on Saturday
• The teen said he climbed over a fence and slashed her thumb with a knife
• When police found inconsistencies she admitted she'd made up the tale because she was late for work and didn't want to get in trouble
• Conley, 18, has now been charged with making false police reports
  

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ROLLA, MO (KTVI) – The Rolla Police Department has had it with these creepy clown stories. At least one officer in the department took to Facebook to vent their frustration about chasing down enough false reports to cram into a clown car.
The officer spent the day responding to different cases involving creepy clowns, including one man’s claim that he was attacked and stabbed, and other assertions that clowns with Facebook accounts were “luring people to their doom.”
And for the man’s report about being stabbed by a clown? Turned out to be a total fabrication, the officer said. There was no word if the man in question was charged or cited for filing a false report.
The officer said he found one legitimate instance of a clown sighting, which turned out to be a prank. Two young men pranked their female acquaintances by having a third man wear a clown mask and surprise the women. The officer spoke with the men involved and even took a picture of the mask itself.





So, again, really. There have been nowhere near 1,000 confirmed clown attacks in the last 10 years combined. So, yes, you are more likely to be struck by lightning or bitten by a vampire bat. Plan accordingly.

Dammit.... quit dashing my fantasies.

I swear, I won't even shoot them, if they only have a knife.

I want to know what clown tastes like.


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