10-25-2016, 01:55 PM
Based on a survey of the news/entertainment divisions of our largest corporations our issues, in order are:
1. Erectile dysfunction
2. Kim Kardashian's ass
3. Not enough people are asking their doctors for prescription medication
4. Who is appearing on whose sofa each night on late night TV
1. Erectile dysfunction
2. Kim Kardashian's ass
3. Not enough people are asking their doctors for prescription medication
4. Who is appearing on whose sofa each night on late night TV
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
