Coffee Mate = Vegetable Oil

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(11-14-2016, 01:57 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: I like my coffee like I like my men.  Strong and black. 


Sorry, that's a running joke around these parts. 






Seriously though, I drink my coffee straight.  No funny stuff.  Unless I'm at a café for breakfast or brunch.  Then i'll load my cup up with all the cream and sugar I can get my hands on.  But only pure sugar, none of that Sweet N Low or Splenda or Equal crap. 

Used to tell my ex that I liked my coffee like I liked my women: cold and bitter.  Used to.

Prefer my coffee blond and sweet, or sweet at minimum.  Cannot drink it black and won't even try.