11-16-2016, 12:02 PM
Interim head coach candidates to finish out 2016:
-Darrin Simmons would be a reasonable choice becuase he is actually competent.
-Guenther & Zampese could be co-head coaches like how colleges have co-coordinators. They do everything anyway.
-Paul Alexander has been the assistant head coach since 2003, and making him the head coach would let us share his genius with the world.
-Whitworth could be a player-coach because it would be badass.
-Darrin Simmons would be a reasonable choice becuase he is actually competent.
-Guenther & Zampese could be co-head coaches like how colleges have co-coordinators. They do everything anyway.
-Paul Alexander has been the assistant head coach since 2003, and making him the head coach would let us share his genius with the world.
-Whitworth could be a player-coach because it would be badass.
“I’m Pacman Jones n****, what the [expletive] I got on me?”
