11-29-2016, 08:38 PM
So, I'm having lunch yesterday (Monday) and I look over and I see the son of this tightfisted patriarch who founded two football teams in Ohio.
I grab the sports page out of the hand of the old woman next to me. She winks at me and says, "Care to grab anything else, baby?" I say, "No sister, and you can have this back in just a minute."
So, I shove it under you know who's nose and point to the standings in the AFC North and I say, in my best grieving Vito Corleone voice, "Look how you massacred my boys!"
And do you know what he said? He said it is a grudge. He decreed that the fans would not have an online message board and that this season's sandbagging is a direct response to the fans defying his will and gather here at The Bengals Board. He said when we surrender, he will relent and let the team play to its potential. I said, "I think I speak for all Bengals fans when I say you can pry The Bengals Board from our cold dead hands!"
So, if any of you should meet with an untimely death, instruct your heirs to have the police investigate one M. Brown of Indian Hill. One way or another, it seems his wish is to kill us all, either through the torture that is watching this team flounder or through outright murder to avenge our gathering here.
In the mean time, keep posting.
Who Dey!
And now, for a question. Can you guess what the old lady was having for lunch, what Mr. Brown tipped, and my waitress' bra size?
I grab the sports page out of the hand of the old woman next to me. She winks at me and says, "Care to grab anything else, baby?" I say, "No sister, and you can have this back in just a minute."
So, I shove it under you know who's nose and point to the standings in the AFC North and I say, in my best grieving Vito Corleone voice, "Look how you massacred my boys!"
And do you know what he said? He said it is a grudge. He decreed that the fans would not have an online message board and that this season's sandbagging is a direct response to the fans defying his will and gather here at The Bengals Board. He said when we surrender, he will relent and let the team play to its potential. I said, "I think I speak for all Bengals fans when I say you can pry The Bengals Board from our cold dead hands!"
So, if any of you should meet with an untimely death, instruct your heirs to have the police investigate one M. Brown of Indian Hill. One way or another, it seems his wish is to kill us all, either through the torture that is watching this team flounder or through outright murder to avenge our gathering here.
In the mean time, keep posting.
Who Dey!
And now, for a question. Can you guess what the old lady was having for lunch, what Mr. Brown tipped, and my waitress' bra size?
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
