What will Trump do for you?

[Vas Deferens]

He will afford me many smiles when speaking with people who are holding on to a thread of hope that their allegiance vote was deserved. Spitting on their intellectual deficiencies will be a point of pride, even if it is at everyone's expense. Hopefully he will teach a lesson and we won't find ourselves in this position again for a long time.

Also, my taxes will go up as many have described. So much for the little guy I guess.

I still will not see anyone washing their privates in a public airport restroom, which is a constant concern of many.