What's the worst thing you did as a kid?

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(01-07-2017, 01:08 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: 1st grade: Got a B on a report card - Killed a guy!
2nd grade: Got pulled over for riding a go cart - Killed a Guy!
3rd grade: Watched some guy shoot a cat in the ass and inspired me to shoot a guy!
4th grade: DUI. Got out of juvi, then Killed a guy!
5th Grade: DUI & Killed a guy!
6th grade: Had sex with a cat with a limp, had a beer, then killed a guy!
7th grade: Smoked weed. Relaxed.
8th grade: Learned weed was not good for you: Killed a guy!
9th Grade: Had sex with a woman, got caught, Killed a guy!
10th Grade: Flunked a history class. Killed a guy!
11th Grade: Bought a Harley. Killed a guy!
12th Grade: Won lottery, went to Vegas, lost it all, Killed a guy! Graduated.
1987 - Joined the Army - Didn't kill a guy.
1988 - Didn't kill a guy!
1989 - Didn't kill a guy!
1989 - Didn't kill a guy! Got out of Army!
1990 - Shot a cat in the ass!
Been cool ever since. So-to-speak! Bengals didn't make playoff's in 2016. Feeling restless.

Pff, AMATEUR! :paul: