Inaugural Address

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(01-24-2017, 11:41 AM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: I got one that is even funnier. I had a Coast Guard instructor who hadnt practiced medicine for awhile. Shortly after resuming patient care, he had the Post Commander's (or whatever the Coast Guard calls them) wife as a patient who needed a pelvic exam. He said when he inserted the speculum there was a film over the opening. Like a bubble wand. He said couldn't tell us why he did it, maybe he just panicked; but to get rid of the secretions on the speculum he blew on it. The Commander's wife reacted how you would expect someone to react if you blew into the speculum inserted into their vagina.  Then later that day he was standing on the carpet explaining to the Commander why he blew into the speculum while performing a pelvic exam on the Commander's wife.