Sad conclusion & How to get a ring

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The NFL is clearly fixed against the Bengals. I have inside info that Mike Brown actually wanted to hire Cowher over Dave Shula, wanted to get an actual GM instead of doing it himself, and he wanted to build a practice facility equal to that of my laughably small liberal arts college alma mater but the NFL told him he was not allowed to do so because it might lead to us being better than the Steelers.

True story. The NFL also holds Mike Brown's grandchildren hostage and threatens to kill them if he doesn't continually extend Marvin Lewis. Godddellll also hired Jeff Gilooly to break Eifert's ankle. Pro Bowl injury, my ass!