Poor Sanu

[Benton]

(02-11-2017, 02:28 PM)Beaker Wrote: You know the old saying that "there is always someone who has it worse than you"? I now know who that someone is....Mohammed Sanu.

Sanu's last two seasons ended like this:

2015 Bengals meltdown loss to the steelers
2016 Falcons blowing a 25 point SB lead

Me: Got up, went to work. First half hour was standing on the side of the road in 30 degree temps talking to a cop about traffic lights. Spent the next hour inputting payroll because people won't be bothered to clock in or out. Spent a half hour with ATT trying to lower our phone bill. Wrote a story. Went over the financials for the week. Made up a news budget for the next issue. Warming up leftover roast beef while I check the Bengals Message Board.

Sanu: Got up a week ago, stretched and maybe did some cardio. Went over the game plan. Spent the weekend partying or hanging out with family, most likely didn't pay anything for it. Went to the Super bowl — also didn't pay for it — caught some balls, signed some autographs. Went home, hooked up with his very hot wife. Now he's got a few months to sit around a spend a few million dollar signing bonus.

I see what you mean. I imagine he's sitting around right now wishing he was me. No matter how hot his wife is and how many millions he has, my roast beef is pretty moist and delicious.