Why do we Ciricumsize our kids?

[Benton]

Just one of the things that makes this culture a weird one. Normally, the same people who argue against evolution on religious grounds are largely the same ones looking to take transformation into their own hands. And by transformation, I mean penis.

"Africans and Middle Easterners circumcise girls? Those monsters! As soon as I get done chopping off part of my son's penis I'm going to suggest we bomb 'em! Back world heathens."

My son was three when I met him, so that ship had sailed. But if I had any say in it, I would have advocated not having him circumcised.