So.... you have to start winning wars again.

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(02-28-2017, 02:02 AM)Benton Wrote: Delaware.

They'll be unaware.

Drain the great cypress swamp! Although the worm-eating warbler and the brown-headed cowbird habitat there, and I guess they lean republican.

But they sure would never see it coming.

(02-27-2017, 11:03 PM)Dill Wrote: I think war with Austria would be more remunerative than war with Andorra, provided we learn from previous mistakes and take the oil.

Renumerative, sure, for the expenses aren't quite there. You basically would just need to formally inform us that we've just been defeated, and that's that. Or Trump can walk right through our country to Vienna and claim victory. It's not like we would do anything.
About the oil though, I don't know. We roughly drill for 1 million tons. That might be enough to fill up your tanks, planes and carriers once and then it's gone. We have lots of pumpkin seeds oil, though.