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I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!!
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There might be worse things that can happen than to have some woman who you may or may not have had sex with claim you're the father then hang you with 18+ years of child support payments . I can't think of too many off the top of my head. 
Ever since my first marriage I've remained monogamous so if some young broad comes along and tries to say I'm the father of her kid(s) I'll know beyond the shadow of a doubt that she's lying.
Anyone other than my known kids under the age of 33 claiming to be my kid is also lying. 
I'd rather die form a thousand paper cuts now than become a father again. I have absolutely zero desire to raise more kids at this point. I did my duty and put in my time although I do like scaring my daughter and tell her that I've hooked up with some 18 year old bimbo and she'll have to call her mommy..  
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.


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I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - BFritz21 - 08-17-2017, 08:23 PM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - Beaker - 08-19-2017, 11:36 AM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - BFritz21 - 08-18-2017, 11:54 PM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - Benton - 08-19-2017, 12:56 AM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - BFritz21 - 08-19-2017, 03:11 PM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - Benton - 08-24-2017, 12:31 PM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - BFritz21 - 08-19-2017, 08:25 AM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - Marlon23 - 08-24-2017, 12:00 PM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - Marlon23 - 08-24-2017, 12:02 PM
RE: I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!!! - grampahol - 08-24-2017, 09:15 PM

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