What do you do when you are by yourself?

[fredtoast]

1. Read transcripts of Bill O'Reilly rants out loud in a Donald Duck voice.
2. Practice my figure 4 leghold on a body pillow.
3. Melt little plastic army men in my toaster oven.
4. Pornographic needlepoint projects
5. Yodel.
6. Stare into my cats eyes and try to send him telepathic messages.
7. Sneak into my neighbors back yard and rub my balls on his garden gnome.
8. Prance.
9. Send photos of my dick to Chelsea Clinton.
10. Eat Spaghetti.