The Bengals Are 0-3 Venting Thread

[*PhilHos*]

(09-28-2017, 10:10 AM)grampahol Wrote: Well, according to http://coacheshotseat.com/NFLCoachesSalaries.htm Marvin is ONLY paid 4.5 million per season. Certainly nobody would want that paltry sum to pretend to know how to run a football team. Heck, they could make that much money working at the drive through window at McBurger Palace!  
I just can't see gigglin Marv saying, 'Would you like fries with that? ' with a straight face. No, He'd giggle too much and McBurger Palace would go bankrupt.   

ML: Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?
Customer: Yeah, ummmm, what comes on a Jr Bacon Deluxe?
ML: Well, some good things, some bad things.
Customer: What are the good things? And the bad things?
ML: Don't worry. We'll work at it; make sure we execute better and fix our mistakes.
Customer: What the hell are you talking about?
ML: *claps hands* Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Customer: What?
ML: *Giggles*