Bengals Next HC: Bill Cowher?

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(10-24-2017, 09:10 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: The Bengals will hire a coach who comes in and works under their management structure. They're going to have to want to scout. They're going to have to be content with not spending heavily in free agency. They're going to have to be ok with letting guys leave and getting Comp Picks.

So basically, we're going to need to look at college coaches.

(10-24-2017, 10:11 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: If we're considering a new HC, whoever it is? Make sure of the following:
1. They are on their fourth marriage.
2. They know how to tell time.
3. They only have 1 hand.
4. They only have liability insurance.
5. They are currently prescribed/taking Cialis.

Why? We need an attitude of , either put out or I will find a beotch that will. Someone who can manage a clock. Someone who will not stand on the sidelines and clap. Someone who is willing to take risks while also having the ability to "get it up" on Sundays and be a man instead of a giggly little school girl.

I like the way you think sometimes.

(10-24-2017, 11:30 PM)BengalFanInNJ Wrote: Me!

Why? I'd invite all of you over to witness firsthand the firing of Paul Alexander and the release of Russell Bodine.

You couldn't be worse than what we already have, so you have my vote! And my axe! And my bow!