Bengals Next HC: Bill Cowher?

[*Awful Llama*]

What the hell difference does it make who is brought in as HC? Page after page of fantasy nonsense. First of all, Marvin could easily be back for another year, and a few more after that if he decides to keep on cashing the checks. Secondly, given the reputation Mike Brown has, no respectable coach would surrender control to be his lackey, so we'd end up with some no-name desperate for work and eager to cash a check. Terrific. Lastly, even if we somehow do get lucky from a talent standpoint, it's still Mike Brown at the helm, so anyone brought in has to succeed despite that 85 year old anchor around his neck.

We're ****** for the foreseeable future and we might as well just accept it.