12-02-2017, 11:12 AM
Today the Cincinnati Bengals announced that Marvin Lewis has been replaced as head coach from Mrs Kopeckniks kindergarten class outstanding student Fran O'Brian who has steadfastly been eating paste all year.
"Fran will supply this team with the glue to stick together in the coming years." commented owner Mike Brown.
On a side note the entire Cincinnati Bengals roster has opted for early retirement. One unnamed player citing that Fran will undoubtedly eat the glue first.
"Fran will supply this team with the glue to stick together in the coming years." commented owner Mike Brown.
On a side note the entire Cincinnati Bengals roster has opted for early retirement. One unnamed player citing that Fran will undoubtedly eat the glue first.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
