Naked and Afraid

[Benton]

(02-03-2018, 04:08 PM)McC Wrote: Well, whatever Hollywood hottie  you go out there with, be sure to really make the first couple days count.  By the time day 3 or 4 rolls round and she is filthy, stinky, hungry and thirsty and the spoiled Hollywood diva comes out, you will be looking for ways to ditch her.

Nothing more romantic than the third day, when she's got more armpit hair than you, dingle berries and constant Funyun breath.