Trump budget plan: End SNAP and deliver boxes of food

[Benton]

(02-13-2018, 03:04 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: Yeah, I guess I wouldn't expect for them to utilize a government agency to do this. Instead they will outsource it to Amazon or something.

Amazon? Why, when you've distribution experts in subsidiaries like Quixtar and other Amway companies? Just roll nutrition in with education so we only have to go through one automated corporate system for all your needs.

"Thanks for calling Amway! Our menus recently changed after the 2018 midterm elections. Press 1 for English, or 2 for Spanish."

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"You pressed 1. Thanks! Now help us help you. Press 1 for [students loans]; Press 2 for [getting a school voucher]; Press 3 for [finding out how much you owe on your current student loan]; Press 4 for [hungry people in need of Amway delivered food service boxes]; Press 5 for [taking part in our Quixtar pyramid scheme]; Press 6 to [pay your local school tax directly to Amway]; Press 7 for [all other offices]."