Octopuses are Aliens

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

I forgot to mention the sun is the most common cause of the most common cancer.

Who designs that crap on purpose? What was the thought process?

1. Big ball of fire fueled by hydrogen fusion for light and heat.  Check.
2. Third rock from the sun with atmosphere to trap heat. Check.
3. Photosynthesis to fix carbon as basis of food chain. Check.


Well, looks like my work here is done. Looking forward to my day off tomorrow. Ah, shit!  I almost forgot the melanoma.

4. Melanoma. Check.

Now I'm straight.