04-10-2018, 11:43 AM
(04-10-2018, 11:39 AM)BmorePat87 Wrote: "You're getting a new Corvette and your neighbor is paying for it."
"Sweet!"
"Ok, here is your new Corvette."
"That's just my old Volkswagen Jetta."
"Yea, I gave it a new paint job and put new tires on it. It's a Corvette. That'll be $1,000,000"
"Thanks for following through with your promises. I can't believe the liberal media won't report about how much good you are doing"
Oh man, I can imagine the next election where we have "YOU GET A FREE WALL" Trump versus "YOU GET A FREE CAR" Oprah! In both cases they get the masses all fired up and cheering before the tax man shows up and gives them a bill to show them what "FREE STUFF" costs for the average American schlub.
Then again, the right-wing has been buttering us up with promises of FREE JINOGISM for decades now. Remember when Reagan was going to give us a laser-based defenses system AND lower our taxes?! He sure wiped the floor with Mondale who admitted he and Regan would both raise taxes and offered little to no laser-based promises. How about Obama and his FREE PHONE promises?
Oh politics, you sure don't change much.
Actually, this also reminds me of when my cousin asked me if I could try to fix his computer. I found out that his crazy ass wife had literally clicked on every YOU WIN A FREE XXX and downloaded every FREE DOWNLOAD OF XXX banner the internet could throw at her. Lordy loo, what a mess. Then again, I can't blame her because how often do you luck into being THE 1,000,0000th VISITOR TO THIS WEBSITE and get a FREE PRIZE!!!!!??? Quite a lot, actually.
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