Does anyone wipe down?

[*PhilHos*]

(04-30-2018, 07:12 PM)grampahol Wrote: The most important question and one not being asked nor answered is... (drum roll please )  Folder or wadder?  Personally I'm a folder, but I don't go so far as to press and iron.  Just a quick fold a few times does the trick . Just in case and sorry to disappoint, but my rectal regions are not open to inspection by anyone on this board . Only my hairdresser knows and since I don't have a hairdresser I guess everyone is SOL. (shit out of luck literally and figuratively) 
While on the subject , too bad most people pretend to be just soooo disgusted by discussing this very important topic.  It's not  AS IF there's a majority of people who never have to engage in the everyday task of butt wiping. After all, most of us just can't afford to have a dedicated rectal cleansing staff on call 24/7 so we're stuck with having to do the everyday drudgery of doing it ourselves and while we're at it I wonder just how much one would charge to be someone's dedicated rectal cleanser for the well to do.  Personally I wouldn't do it for anything less than $150,000 per toilet paper section and no one size fits all  dedicated specialized paper or cloth. You only get Family Dollar 1000 sheets per roll cardboard/sandpaper type stuff. Lump it or leave it . LOL

Strange terminology surrounding this subject.. I don't take any sh... And don't give a sh... Well which one is it? You either give or take.. You can't take sh...while at the same time  taking A sh... Odd how the single letter A changes the whole thing ,eh?  You don't take sh...,but do take A sh...
"Hey! I gotta take a sh...but don't take any sh... " Everything hinges on A and Any..  Without A or Any you're just up sh...t's creek ,eh? 

I have found that anyone that's a "folder" is just a hoity-toity British snob. When you wipe your mouth do you do it by only dabbing the sides, too? I'm a blue-collar wadder adn proud of it. This is America, God damn it! Take your folded toilet paper back to that island cesspool you call a country with the other Brits whose mouths are as shitty as their bumholes.